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More on that story later.

Latex Makes Everything Better. EVERYTHING.

I haven't really got the patience or inclination to ramble tonight, so instead, here's a couple of loverley photos of me in latex.






With huge thanks to Little Rubber Cherry Latex for the beautiful skirtypop, and to Spike (VapourTrail) for getting the angle *just* right and making me not look like a monster.
I love you both, and the images are wonderful.

Enjoy! I'm off to do a fap.

xXx

50 Reasons To Have Sex

I think the title is pretty self-explanatory

1 - Because you can't get to sleep
2 - Make-up sex
3 - Break-up sex
4 - Your friend told you about a new position
5 - Revenge
6 - Rebound
7 - Paratrooping/Banging for roof
8 - There's nothing good on TV
9 - You're in a hotel
10 - Curiosity
11 - It's raining
12 - Half time
13 - Diet/exercise
14 - Celebrate recent weight loss
15 - You finally get to show your childhood bed some action
16 - Prom night
17 - You're already at their house and you don't want to move your car
18 - Show off new lingerie
19 - Celebrate a victory
20 - You have the opportunity to do it in a specific place e.g airplane, restaurant toilet etc
21 - To prove you're not in a rut
22 - Stress-relief
23 - Just shaved legs
24 - Forgot to buy a birthday present
25 - 'Let's Get It On' by Marvin Gaye comes on the radio
26 - Celebrate the joy of life after a near-death experience
27 - Your one chance with a celebrity
28 - Time an egg
29 - To avoid cleanind, studying or doing work of any kind
30 - She wants to
31 - It's cold outside
32 - Cheer someone up (pity)
33 - Keeping up with the neighbours
34 - You've got the house to yourself and you can do it on the sofa
35 - Some very protected sex to celebrate that you're not/i'm not/we're not pregnant
36 - Practice
37 - They have air-conditioning and you don't
38 - Because they're from one of the countries you haven't had sex with a person from yet
39 - "Damn your calves look good in those cargo shorts" sex
40 - Called/text the wrong person but they were in to it anyway
41 - Because he/she looks like your super-hot cousin and this is the closest it'll get to being ok
42 - Breaking in a new house/flat
43 - Because they said "I love you" and you're not ready to say it back yet
44 - Wingman diving on a friend grenade
45 - The condoms are about to expire
46 - It's getting a little hard
47 - Miscommunication (dropped something in their crotch area and went to retrieve it)
48 - To reinforce good behaviour (shaving, dental hygiene etc)
49 - To change the subject
50 - Love ♥

:D

There's so much snow outside! I'm not sure how I feel about snow. Sometimes I love it, usually when I'm nicely wrapped up indoors, and other times I hate it, like when I have to work in it.
I think I'm just gonna spend my day wandering around the house and watching porn...seems like a great way to pass the time if you ask me :P

Ciao for now

♥

They Sway Me With Their Fancy Words

I've heard some weird things in my time, and while I can think of the best ones (my memory is shit. SRSLY) I thought I'd write them down. If you enjoy them, then all the better.
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(Macca putting women in their place)
"It's a rule of the world that naked girls have to do what men wearing clothes say."

Me: It's my birthday soon. You'd better get me something pretty.
Him: I'll get ME something pretty, and you can play with it.

(listening in on Jones and Makala)
Makala: Know why I fell for you?
Jones: The huge penis?
Makala: No, I fell for you before I knew what your dick looked like.
Jones: No, it was the huge penis. When I took it out and started playing pool with it. It's the only party trick that always gets you laid.
(it's the party trick that never fails...true story)

(when I made Jones shave his beard)
"See, this is why I won't let you have nice things. Because you won't let me grow majestic facial hair."

(Macca explaining to me how much he dislikes Coors Light)
"If you gave me a car made of diamonds and blowjobs all day I still wouldn't drink that beer."

(Alla, explaining to me exactly what my problem is)
"A small part of you is made of RETARD."

Me: So you're all right with vegan bread?
Horatio: I wasn't aware that there were any animals in bread, unless grain has become a form of life that must suddenly be preserved.
Me: I'm going to make you a meal that's nothing but vegan bread, yellow mustard and flat Coke.
Horatio: Why don't you just cut off my thumbs and call it a complete evening.

(speaking of vegan, this is Rob on the subject of vegan condoms)
"What the fuck is a vegan condom, a hollowed out carrot? And why don't you just cut your dick off, is that vegan too? It's meat, so you shouldn't want it."

Some of my friends make me laugh so much.



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