I think the title is pretty self-explanatory
1 - Because you can't get to sleep
2 - Make-up sex
3 - Break-up sex
4 - Your friend told you about a new position
5 - Revenge
6 - Rebound
7 - Paratrooping/Banging for roof
8 - There's nothing good on TV
9 - You're in a hotel
10 - Curiosity
11 - It's raining
12 - Half time
13 - Diet/exercise
14 - Celebrate recent weight loss
15 - You finally get to show your childhood bed some action
16 - Prom night
17 - You're already at their house and you don't want to move your car
18 - Show off new lingerie
19 - Celebrate a victory
20 - You have the opportunity to do it in a specific place e.g airplane, restaurant toilet etc
21 - To prove you're not in a rut
22 - Stress-relief
23 - Just shaved legs
24 - Forgot to buy a birthday present
25 - 'Let's Get It On' by Marvin Gaye comes on the radio
26 - Celebrate the joy of life after a near-death experience
27 - Your one chance with a celebrity
28 - Time an egg
29 - To avoid cleanind, studying or doing work of any kind
30 - She wants to
31 - It's cold outside
32 - Cheer someone up (pity)
33 - Keeping up with the neighbours
34 - You've got the house to yourself and you can do it on the sofa
35 - Some very protected sex to celebrate that you're not/i'm not/we're not pregnant
36 - Practice
37 - They have air-conditioning and you don't
38 - Because they're from one of the countries you haven't had sex with a person from yet
39 - "Damn your calves look good in those cargo shorts" sex
40 - Called/text the wrong person but they were in to it anyway
41 - Because he/she looks like your super-hot cousin and this is the closest it'll get to being ok
42 - Breaking in a new house/flat
43 - Because they said "I love you" and you're not ready to say it back yet
44 - Wingman diving on a friend grenade
45 - The condoms are about to expire
46 - It's getting a little hard
47 - Miscommunication (dropped something in their crotch area and went to retrieve it)
48 - To reinforce good behaviour (shaving, dental hygiene etc)
49 - To change the subject
50 - Love ♥
:D
There's so much snow outside! I'm not sure how I feel about snow. Sometimes I love it, usually when I'm nicely wrapped up indoors, and other times I hate it, like when I have to work in it.
I think I'm just gonna spend my day wandering around the house and watching porn...seems like a great way to pass the time if you ask me :P
Ciao for now
♥
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That's exactly the reason why i went to Brasil. To make or watch or wank in the middle of my Banana Trees...
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